Koala Ranch: Worst Winery in Australia?

Ok why in the world did Haskell’s buy these wines? I know they are low priced stuff and they probably make $4 profit off each bottle but these are easily the worst 4 wines I have tasted in my 25 year career.

  • 2023 Koala Ranch – Rose Australia, New South Wales (3/8/2025)
    Maybe the worst Rose I have ever tasted. Cotton candy and water. This is got to be the worst winery in all of Australia. (50 points)
  • NV Koala Ranch Moscato – Australia, New South Wales (3/8/2025)
    Ok this is competing early for worst wine of the year in 2025 from 3 Day Wine Review. Cotton candy that has been left open for a week, water and a really awful chemical taste. How Koala Ranch sells any wine is a true mystery. Less than 50 points but not possible. (50 points)
  • 2022 Koala Ranch Cabernet Sauvignon – Australia, South Eastern (3/8/2025)
    Same result as the last time tasted. This might be the worst Cabernet out there. Water, easter egg dye, artificial sweetener and chemicals. What more can I say other than a huge headache tomorrow for those willing to drink a bottle. (50 points)
  • 2022 Koala Ranch Shiraz – Australia, South Eastern (3/8/2025)
    Ok this might be the worst Shiraz I have ever tasted. Some pepper, water, soil and some spice. Chemical infused wine. Yellow Tail please. (55 points)

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